They're Black and they'll suck you dry if
you let them get them get too close! 
Tell me you don't see the resemblance.


For the longest, I felt in order to accomplish something
in life that you needed motivation (or someone to light
a match under you-know-where) to get things started. 
And because average little boys rarely do this on their
own, a strong adult figure was needed get things poppin'. 
Joe Jackson's ways may have been extreme but the results
speak for themselves as far as getting the Jackson name
known worldwide.

In recent years, we've heard about possible incest, money
troubles, babymommas and esteem issues within the Jackson
 clan.  It happens in more families (of all races) than people are
willing to admit to.

Yet, when I saw this a-hole's press conference less than a day
after his son's death was announced to the world, I wanted to
throw my TV out the window.  How the hell dare you (along with
Al Sharpton and some random dude) do some plug about a record company that will probably sign Appolonia and those guys that sang "Whoomp, There It Is" before it goes bankrupt.  News reports
of him being left out of Jackson's will explained this ish but this is unnecessary and cold.

A PIMP IS THE WORST KIND OF BOSS TO HAVE BECAUSE
NOT ONLY ARE THEY TAKING YOUR MONEY BUT THEY LIKE
TO F*CK WITH A PERSON'S ESTEEM!