Why Hoe-ism Will Always Be Recession-Proof

This woman is crying because her last date was like fighting a tiger - and nobody wants to put her on TV or a magazine, give her some money or pay her cab fare!

I was watching the tube over the weekend and in being too lazy to get a DVD and put it in the machine, I was captured by these words 'More women come out claiming to be Tiger's girlfriend.'  Why I was truly captivated I'll never know but when I saw Superhead was going to put in an attempt at .02, I was immovable.

Tiger, Biggie, Bill Maher.  Examples of men nobody would care about if they worked at the post office but my point is that more than three years after that Video Vixen book was published, people still care about what she has to say (NOT).  If you somehow don't know who she is - high school dropout, former video ho dancer and former porn star (not quite Heather Hunter or Jenna Jamison status but she did make some dude cry with her skills) who wrote a tell-all about one (or two) hit rappers and a few known athletes sex habits.  Unlike Pamela Des Barres (I'm With the Band), she's told the story over, over and over and has now re-invented herself as a sexpert.

I'm working on getting a video clip now but for the moment ladies, don't subject yourself to sleeping towards a Coach bag or job stability...get a good PR person to let the world know that you are an "expert" and what you have to say is very important.  Otherwise, you wouldn't be on Fox News with Geraldo.


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